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@el-huddpudd for your poetry tag 💜

This is the prompt btw

at 1am every night almost without fail the local classical radio station starts playing the scariest shit youve ever heard. i love it so much

piece is String Quartet No 2, 'Play on the Water', by Anne Boyd

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Obsessed with the fact that this wasn’t a fluke and they are clearly training this cat to dj.

i get kidnapped by a rich creep and he does the whole "have dinner with me wearing this specific dress (or die)" thing and i'm like okay lol let's see the dress and it turns out the dress doesn't fit me because the loser just thought he could grab any old low-cut red dress off the rack because he's a man and so i have to explain that there are very very few dresses that actually fit my weird proportions and so we take the fancy dinner to go and spend four hours dress shopping and then sometime around dress #27 i make my daring escape and he doesn't even bother to pursue me because he's so tired of shopping

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bargain basement shit tier creep doesn't even know your measurements from watching you in his van for months, this is a red flag ladies!!! 😫❌🚨🚨🚨💅

these images ruined my life they've been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

this is immensely funny to me

I need people to understand…that if you believe in paying people a livable hourly wage…most hand-knitted clothing should cost hundreds of dollars

“My grandma could make that!” YOUR GRANDMA LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO SPEND A MONTH MAKING YOU A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS, I HAVE NO SUCH AFFECTION

My favorite part of The Barbie Movie is when she said "its Barbin' time" and then she Barbed all over those guys